Osinbajo: Alhaji, Tinubu said I should collect the Oluwole certificate and Cambridge spreadsheet from you.
Buhari: Why
Osinbajo: There are mistakes there. We need to correct the mistakes before submitting it at INEC. Otherwise, you will go to jail.
Buhari: So you and your fake Emperor just realised there are errors not mistakes on the certificate you gave me after it had been circulated even to Cambridge?
Osinbajo: We are sorry Alhaji. It will not happen again.
Buhari: Who told you to include Cambridge spreadsheet to the statement? Do you realise that if I step out of this country I will be arrested for forgery. With that fake certificate, your team have succeeded in making me an international 419. The INTERPOL are looking for me already.
This is only intended for jokes Chikenan!!!
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